God Coin (GOD)

IMO the most cringe HIP-2 launch in Hyperliquid history was $GOD by "Valhalla Foundation".

They paid $1M for the ticker (lmao) and genuinely thought the entire chain's TVL would line up to bid it. They even promised an airdrop for HYPE stakers... which, of course, never happened.

The problem? Nobody aped.

The token got nuked to effectively zero, the only bid left on the book is $26, and the X account has been inactive for 8 months.

At least that $1M ultimately helped hyperliquid:native holders 🫡

I still believe $God is the premier original IP token on Abstract

Had a convo with a friend yesterday

He doesn’t believe abstract will ever have a a comeback

I disagreed with him

If I’m wrong, then so be it but if I’m right, I think @godthedogabs will lead the charge